Neighbor With Humor T-Shirts

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'How very Blackheath!'

Mower Fraud!

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"