Neighbor With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'He's training for a career in law.'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Robinia Floribunda

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'How very Blackheath!'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Mower Fraud!

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

Flea in the ear

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'