Neighbor With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'He's training for a career in law.'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"It's been a rainy winter."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Mower Fraud!

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'How very Blackheath!'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

Flea in the ear

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

Blowing dandelion clock