Neighborly Humor Lover Pillows

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Nice six-pack!

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Got any cud flavour?'

"It's been a rainy winter."

'It's got all the original features.'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

POOP-ANGEL!

'How very Blackheath!'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

'How very Putney!'

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

Dog Work Ethics

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

"Ok, ok. I just can't figure it out. How did old MacDonald know that we were gonna get in the grain shed? If I didn't know better I'd say someone squealed."

Flea in the ear

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"