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'How very Putney!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Early American Think tank

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Very few leave the grove!"

'Got any cud flavour?'

'It's got all the original features.'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"We need any eggs?"

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

Sinking Cow

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

POOP-ANGEL!

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

Hillbilly mall maps.

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

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