Regional Humor Fan Pillows

Men from the mining districts talking about money

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

California Beverages Map

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Cars.

Early American Think tank

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"We need any eggs?"

Sinking Cow

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"A little to the left. No, too far. Go back three inches and straight down."

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

World's sma.... llest beach

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

"You're in my spot!"

'How very Putney!'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Hey fellas! We have a clinger!