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3 Guys Threatening to Move to New Jersey

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

California Beverages Map

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Early American Think tank

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"Very few leave the grove!"

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

I'm a Smart-Cow!

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Sinking Cow

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"We need any eggs?"

'Did you see Doctor Who last night?'

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

Cow with horns and teets reversed.

"We are going to un-friend you on facebook, you see if we don't!"

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

"You're in my spot!"

Keep off the grass

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

'How very Putney!'