Regional Humor Lovers Pillows

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

California Beverages Map

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

Early American Think tank

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

'Got any cud flavour?'

'It's got all the original features.'

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

The Assistant

Sinking Cow

"We need any eggs?"

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

POOP-ANGEL!

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."