Regional Humor Lovers Pillows

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

California Beverages Map

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Early American Think tank

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'Got any cud flavour?'

'It's got all the original features.'

I'm a Smart-Cow!

The Assistant

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Sinking Cow

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"We need any eggs?"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

'Did you see Doctor Who last night?'

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

"We are going to un-friend you on facebook, you see if we don't!"

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'