Regional Humor Buff Pillows

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Beware of God"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Ah, business as usual.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"