Regional Humor Lover Pillows

'Yorkshire Office' 'IN' and 'OWT' trays

'We're looking for somewhere with some character and class... somewhere like Barnsley.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

California Beverages Map

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

Early American Think tank

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'Got any cud flavour?'

I'm a Smart-Cow!

'It's got all the original features.'

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Sinking Cow

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"We need any eggs?"

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent