Regional Humor Fan Gifts

Men from the mining districts talking about money

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

California Beverages Map

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Early American Think tank

Cars.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

I'm a Smart-Cow!

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

"A little to the left. No, too far. Go back three inches and straight down."

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Sinking Cow

"We need any eggs?"

'Did you see Doctor Who last night?'

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

"We are going to un-friend you on facebook, you see if we don't!"

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

World's sma.... llest beach

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

"You're in my spot!"