Regional Humor Gifts

OWT - NOWT.

E-by-gum mail: 'Eh oop, where's me black puddin'?'

California Beverages Map

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"Canst tha spare eeeeeee-cigarette?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

I fart more than that!

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

COWS: Spare cow

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Early American Think tank

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"Can you milk a cow?"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

I'm a Smart-Cow!

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

A middle aged cow.

Farmers' Union