Rural Humor Gifts

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

10 pin bowling cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

COWS: Spare cow

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Early American Think tank

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Close, but no cigar!

Nice six-pack!

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"Can you milk a cow?"