Rural Humor Gifts

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

10 pin bowling cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

COWS: Spare cow

Early American Think tank

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Close, but no cigar!

Nice six-pack!

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

'Got any cud flavour?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

"Can you milk a cow?"

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.