Rural Humorist Gifts

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

A middle aged cow.

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

I fart more than that!

Cattle Grid

COWS: Spare cow

'I told you twice, it's an OB glove not a BO glove.

Vermont Home Remedies: 'Bottled aspirin? I'm afraid you'll have to go to Boston for that item.'

Tony Hawks' loss is my gain!

'What do you think of the barn conversion.'

A Venus cow trap.

Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people.

"I'm working from home today."

"Now that we're shorn, we can't feed on the high-pasture anymore: it gets too cold up there..."

"Can you milk a cow?"

So....you've not been circuncised?

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Scarecrow Resembling a Farmer

Hidden Exit.

Rabbit ripping off a cows attire.

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

Farmers' Union

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Well, I take it you've heard of the'Dove of Peace'?...

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Jerry, incoming!

Dressed to cow

Th-th-that's all folks

"I stink... therefore, I am."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."