Rural Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'I may be from down on the farm, but I didn't spend all my nights on the north forty, bub.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

COWS: Spare cow

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Early American Think tank

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Close, but no cigar!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Thanks for the tip. Come again!