Lovers Of Rural Humor Gifts

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

COWS: Spare cow

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

Early American Think tank

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Cow Pat Planning

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

"Can you milk a cow?"

'Got any cud flavour?'

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'It's got all the original features.'