Rural Humor Lovers Gifts

When did they put in a bike lane? Ding ding.

Hey fellas! We have a clinger!

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

COWS: Spare cow

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Early American Think tank

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

"I stink... therefore, I am."

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Can you milk a cow?"

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

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