Fans Of Rural Humor Gifts

Rural Life - Uninvited guests

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

COWS: Spare cow

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Early American Think tank

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Cow Pat Planning

Close, but no cigar!

Nice six-pack!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Can you milk a cow?"

'Got any cud flavour?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'It's got all the original features.'

I'm a Smart-Cow!