Local Humor Gifts

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

California Beverages Map

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Very few leave the grove!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

10 pin bowling cows.

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'How very Putney!'

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

Bless you!

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

'Yorkshire Office' 'IN' and 'OWT' trays

'We're looking for somewhere with some character and class... somewhere like Barnsley.'

OWT - NOWT.

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

Your mower will be returned...and your neighbour will borrow it.

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

"Canst tha spare eeeeeee-cigarette?"

"It's impossible to get any sleep around here after eight o'clock in the morning!"

"Higgins, city council, we want to brighten up the city. From tomorrow on please shave, shrine your shoes and wear a tie."

Battersea

Men from the mining districts talking about money

E-by-gum mail: 'Eh oop, where's me black puddin'?'