Local Humor Prints

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

California Beverages Map

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Very few leave the grove!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

10 pin bowling cows.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'How very Putney!'

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

Bless you!

'Yorkshire Office' 'IN' and 'OWT' trays

'We're looking for somewhere with some character and class... somewhere like Barnsley.'

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

OWT - NOWT.

Your mower will be returned...and your neighbour will borrow it.

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

"It's impossible to get any sleep around here after eight o'clock in the morning!"

"Higgins, city council, we want to brighten up the city. From tomorrow on please shave, shrine your shoes and wear a tie."

"Canst tha spare eeeeeee-cigarette?"

Poonami

Battersea

Men from the mining districts talking about money