Local Humor Enthusiast Prints

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Early American Think tank

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

The Trench-Sealer

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"Very few leave the grove!"

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Sinking Cow

'I'm sorry, boss, but you tell them to leave.'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"We need any eggs?"

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Stick in a Meeting...Unstuck in a Meeting

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

Chugger

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

A cow in a wind tunnel.

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

Hillbilly mall maps.