Small Town Humorists Gifts

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

I fart more than that!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

COWS: Spare cow

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

"Very few leave the grove!"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"Can you milk a cow?"

A cow's bedside table.

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

A middle aged cow.