Small Town Humorists Gifts

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

COWS: Spare cow

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"Very few leave the grove!"

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

A cow's bedside table.

That's one harmonious butt hole!

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Can you milk a cow?"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.