Neighborly Humor Lover Mugs

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Nice six-pack!

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"It's been a rainy winter."

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'It's got all the original features.'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

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"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

POOP-ANGEL!

'How very Blackheath!'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Dog Work Ethics

'How very Putney!'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

Flea in the ear