Neighborly Humor Appreciator Pillows

Bird house on fire

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'The easy part was training him not to beg.'

Robinia Floribunda

"It's been a rainy winter."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"I married a girl with two mums and ended up with two mothers-in-law."

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

"Gosh grandma, you must be over a million in dog years!"

'My father and mother never argue. My father doesn't live here.'

Cow with horns and teets reversed.

Mower Fraud!

Keep off the grass

"Faster, Daddy! Faster!"

'Dad, what's a wimp?'

'How very Putney!'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

'REEE-SPECT'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

'Your dad bought you makeup for your birthday....try to act pleasantly surprised.'

'Really? He has his father's nose?... Is his father Cyrano De Bergerac?'

The number of the beast's next-door neighbour.