Funny Neighbor Pillows

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

$1: Family Secrets

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

Nice to see you!

Mower Fraud!

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

Privacy in the garden.

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Snake disappearing through door.

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'