Funny Neighbor Gifts

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

$1: Family Secrets

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

Mower Fraud!

Privacy in the garden.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.