Whimsical Neighbor Gifts

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Mouse real estate!

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'He's training for a career in law.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Thank you for not urinating.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

Nice to see you!

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Privacy in the garden.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"You think it's hard to find a babysitter ... I haven't been able to go out in many ears."