Whimsical Neighbor Gifts

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Mouse real estate!

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Thank you for not urinating.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

"It's just bloating."

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

"You think it's hard to find a babysitter ... I haven't been able to go out in many ears."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."