Curious Neighbor Gifts

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

'She's having pups!'

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

Privacy in the garden.

"So, what other hobbies do you have besides bird watching and spying on your neighbors?"

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Mower Fraud!

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"