Mischievous Neighbor Gifts

Throwing snails into next door's garden

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Mower Fraud!

Privacy in the garden.

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Snake disappearing through door.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."