Mischievous Neighbor Gifts

Throwing snails into next door's garden

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Mower Fraud!

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Privacy in the garden.

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Snake disappearing through door.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.