Nosy Neighbor Gifts

"You'll see it when it's done."

$1: Family Secrets

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

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'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'I'm here, dear, watching a reality show.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”

"I never see those people struggling to pay their mortgage anymore."

Nice to see you!

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

'You've tried out your new tree stand long enough, Ted - you're starting to freak out the neighbors!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Neighbour Watch.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Privacy in the garden.

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