Nosy Neighbor Vibe Gifts

"You're a good listener, Bob, just not the kind I'm looking for."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Tangled wires.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"You'll see it when it's done."

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