Neighborly Nosey Gifts

'It's the dog next door for you!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Nice to see you!

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Tangled wires.

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

"You'll see it when it's done."

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

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"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

'Don't they EVER stop partying?'