Nosy Neighbor Enthusiast Gifts

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"It's Jason from next door. Do we want to buy the transcript of last night's argument?"

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'Doctor, I couldn't see my neighbour properly today...'

"My god - look at him next door. . . he's sooo nosy!!"

$1: Family Secrets

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Nice to see you!

Privacy in the garden.

Mower Fraud!

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

Snake disappearing through door.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

'Nosy neighbors need to mind their own business.'

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."