Quirky Neighbor Enthusiasts Gifts

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

Privacy in the garden.

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Mower Fraud!

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

'How very Putney!'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

Snake disappearing through door.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'