Quirky Neighbor Enthusiasts Gifts

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Welcome to Illusion Estates: Illusory Living At Its Best

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Privacy in the garden.

Mower Fraud!

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

'How very Putney!'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Snake disappearing through door.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."