Quirky Neighbor Tales Gifts

“I think you’re looking for Gladys and her damn cockatoos over in 2A.”

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

Privacy in the garden.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Mower Fraud!

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Snake disappearing through door.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

Tangled wires.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."