Quirky Neighbors Gifts

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Privacy in the garden.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Mower Fraud!

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

Tangled wires.

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."