Neighbors' Antics Gifts

"Maynard! Are you blowing smoke through the fence at Mrs. Woolsey again?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

Tangled wires.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

Blowing dandelion clock

"You'll see it when it's done."

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you

'You've tried out your new tree stand long enough, Ted - you're starting to freak out the neighbors!'