Playful Neighbor Gifts

Blowing dandelion clock

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Nice to see you!

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

Mower Fraud!

Privacy in the garden.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"