Joyful Neighbor Gifts

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

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Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Church sign.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Just Popped Next Door

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

Mower Fraud!

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."