Grateful Neighbor Gifts

"I said you've become my best friend, what is your name?"

"Why bother?"

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Church sign.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Just Popped Next Door

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

Privacy in the garden.

Mower Fraud!

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

Good neighbours.

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"It's mostly my medications and adjustable mattress."

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"