Quirky Neighbor Appreciator Gifts

Mower Fraud!

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

"The Capilli's just got a bird dog."

The number of the beast's next-door neighbour.

'It's from the person on the next island. He wants to borrow a cup of sugar.'

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

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"Are you binge watching again?"

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Privacy in the garden.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"