Tolerant Neighbor Gifts

Church sign.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

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'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"This is the worst parade ever."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

Just Popped Next Door

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

Mower Fraud!

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

Picking overhanging fruit.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

Good neighbours.

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!