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Church sign.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

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'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"This is the worst parade ever."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Just Popped Next Door

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

Picking overhanging fruit.

Mower Fraud!

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Good neighbours.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'Apparently, Phillips, you want a lawsuit on your hands!'