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"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Thank you bubbles

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"