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'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Robinia Floribunda

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."