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'Phase Two : More of the same'

Neighbourhood Watch.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'Have you written something bad about the people in our neighborhood in your blog?'

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Gossiping neighbours.

"I've been told its a large family that's moving in next door"

'Hey, pass the word, Rex has the barking shock collar on again! Barking frenzy time!'

'This guy seems to be really upset because he recognized his new neighbour.'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"I've never known anyone as nosey as you."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

'That's it now, Mrs. Baines - see you in the New Year!'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"I think I know what all that digging was about next door."

'The woman across the street was sunbathing topless - and in plain view...!'

Suburban street.

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A leg up on the competition.

"You know that our neighbour doesn't like you looking over the fence!"

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"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"My neighbour's a real snoop. She was googling my name last night on her computer. I saw her clearly through my binoculars."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

"That dead person is still on our lawn."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"Looks like the Finches finally took down their Ben Carson lawn signs."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"