Neighborhood Watch T-Shirts

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

'...also we're very near to the shops, there's a good bus service, the junior school is around the corner, and we have a marvellous Neighbourhood Watch.'

The Residents Meeting

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

Neighbourhood watch 2021

"My god - look at him next door. . . he's sooo nosy!!"

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

Beware Of The Dog Owner

'So what if they have a neighborhood watch program?'

Crime watch zone sign thief.

Neighborhood Night Out

This is a watching neighbours area.

"I think the neighbors are spying on us."

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"It's a blue Vauxhall with a magnetic 'Neighborhood Crime Watch' sign."

"I had the hardest time finding volunteers for the neighborhood crime patrol...so I just changed the name a little bit."

'Didn't you check our blog post, mildred? We're not a knitting circle anymore. We're a neighborhood militia.'

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Do we want to sign up with the neighborhood watch?

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Dog says hi to a cat.

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."