Friendly Neighborhood Watchers Mugs

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'Beware of the Dog poo'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'