Neighborhood Watchdog Mugs

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'First, their grass was greener than ours... now their snow is whiter than ours!'

'I'm here, dear, watching a reality show.'

'We don't get any channels, but we pick up what's going on in 79 neighborhood homes.'

This is a watching neighbours area.

"What exactly is it you've heard about me that can't wait until the morning?"

Matched pair

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Suburban street.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

The Motherhood

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Interrupted Shower.

Robinia Floribunda

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"What's he doing now?"

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"