Neighborhood Watch Member Mugs

'They say that newspapers will disappear in 50 years...It's actually happening a lot sooner than that! Mine disappears every morning! I think it's my neighbour next door!'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"They've been having a lot of trouble recently with shoplifting."

Young people have no voice in this matter.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'